In a move that is sure to disappoint quilters and seamstresses everywhere, Hasbro has announced The Beloved Iron is OUT from Monopoly games!
Fellow tokens rallied round to cheer up their longtime friend, but the Parker Brothers were unmoved!
They claim The Beloved Iron was voted out on Facebook in February–(an unfair forum–How many quilters and seamstresses spend any time on Facebook?)
Complaints were met with indifference…and armed guards!
So the iron was left high and (worse yet) DRY!
Our only consolation…
The Dimpled Thimble was spared!
And the replacement?
A Rotary Cutter perhaps?
Much to the chagrin of Ruby and Roxie.…